Our Privacy Policy

I know what you were thinking before you clicked this link, that we were going to be doing something "Inappropriate" with your information. Like taking it into the back room and... Never mind. We're not that f**ked up. We have standards.

But to be honest the developer of this website is a privacy nut job. He doesn't care enough about you to want to track you without your consent, unless you are into that thing.

If you come back to this website or not, cool. He doesn't want to sell you anything, and doesn't have conversions he needs to meet to pay the bills this site is served on. If this site ever becomes popular enough (doubtful) where he needs to rethink this model, things might have to change. In any case if it does you will be notified on the website, this page, or by hired goons.

So sit back and relax, or if you don't trust us (like you ever should) hack "View Page Source" at the code yourself to see what you find.